“Militants killed more U.S. and NATO troops in Afghanistan in June than in Iraq for the second straight month, a grim milestone capping a run of headline-grabbing insurgent attacks that analysts say underscore the Taliban’s growing strength.” Read more from dailytexanonline.com
Whitehouse: “It’s evidence that things are going swimmingly in Iraq.”
Dick Cheyney: “The insurgency is in its death throes.”
Bush: *blink,blink* (waiting for teleprompter)
Rice: “You must take into account recent troop-increases in Afghanistan.”
Pentagon: “It’s because we’re pushing into their traditional strongholds.”
CNN: “Should Obama wear a flag lapel pin?”
MSNBCBSABC: “Authorities save the day by catching serial child molester.”
MSNBCBSABC: “Angelina Jolie heads to French hospital where she expects to give birth to twins”
MSNBCBSABC: “Search for missing girls leads to charges for stepfather.”
FoxNews: “MUSLIM TERRORISTS!!!!”